This was so much fun...

...that I'm going to have to do it again.

"Do what?" you say.

Well, genius, why don't you keep reading?
(for those of you who really don't know what this is, please visit this post)

First Dance by Justin Bieber

It's your chance take her hand to the floor

Too many pronouns, man, I already have no idea what you're talking about.
Girl if you see something you like then let 'em know

Still too many pronouns...I guess the "you"s mean me.
Cuz you only got one chance

Oh, that's encouraging...what exactly are you talking about, anyway?
For your first dance

Ok, I actually understand now.
So take advantage of the slow jam

You know, I've never heard a slow song referred to that way.
Yeah, man

Now, honestly, do I really look like a man to you?

When I close my eyes,
There must be more, so you'd better continue.
I see me and you at the prom
Oh, I don't think so. *shakes finger*
We've both been waiting so long
Could you please try to finish your thoughts in one line? It would be so much less confusing.
For this day to come
Oh, I have, have I?
Now that its here
...let's just bid each other goodnight.
Let's make it special
...by bidding each other goodnight.

There's so many thoughts in my mind
Uh-oh, that can't possibly be good.
The D.J.'s playing my favorite song
Good for him.
Ain't no chaperones
Remind me why I'm here, then?
This could be the night of your dreams
That could really be interpreted the wrong way, you know.

Only if you give, give the first dance to me
Not.on.your.life, mister.
Girl I promise I'll be gentle
*to self* Where is my pepper spray?
I know we gotta do it slowly
I'm voting that we don't do it at all...
If you give, give the first dance to me
 ...and evidently, my vote does not count.
I'm gonna' cherish every moment
I'M NOT!!!
'Cuz it only happens once, once in a lifetime
Good, at least I only have to endure it once.

I couldn't ask for more
Actually...well, I won't go there.
We're rocking back and forth
Oh, please no. Is there such thing as self-induced unconsciousness?
Under the disco ball
I thought this was a "slow jam."
We're the only ones on the floor
Well, if there's no one else out here, maybe we should MOVE, ya think?

There's so many thoughts in my mind
I don't think that needs to be mentioned again.
The D.J.'s playing my favorite song
I need to have a word with that D.J. Excuse me, please. 

Now we're all alone
Oh, no.
Here's the opportunity
Oh, no, no, no. Police!!!

Only if you give, give the first dance to me
NO!!
Girl I promise I'll be gentle
This is sounding familiar.
I know we gotta do it slowly
Yes, you've mentioned this already.
If you give, give the first dance to me
I'm going to shut up, cuz I've already replied to all of this.
I'm gonna' cherish every moment
Cuz it only happens once once in a lifetime

Everybody says that we look cute together
Oh, right, because so many people have seen us together.
Let's make this a night the two of us remember
Unfortunately, I'm going to have a difficult time forgetting it. 
No teachers around to see us dancing close
And that's a good thing?
I'm telling you our parents will never know
You haven't met my parents.
Before the lights go up
What lights? h, you mean the lights on the police cars, right?
And the music turns off
Oh, yes, PLEASE.
Now's the perfect time for me to taste your lip gloss
You know what? You can have the whole tube. Eat your heart out.
Your glass slippers in my hand right here
Oh, the lip gloss isn't enough, huh? Here are my shoes, too, then.
We'll make it before the clock strikes nine
Nine? Holy cow, you have an early bedtime for a sixteen year old.

If you just give, give the first dance to me
Wait, are you repeating words on purpose?
Girl I promise I'll be gentle
Oh, dear this must be the chorus again.
But we gotta do it slowly
Alright, please wait. 
If you give, give the first dance to me
I'm gonna' cherish every moment
Cuz it only happens once, once in a lifetime

It's your chance take her hand to the floor
Me? Her? I thought I was supposed to be dancing with you...oh, I'm so confused.

Girl, if you see something you like then let 'em know
Oh, wait, this is what confused me before.
Cuz you only got one chance, for your first dance
Please hold. *cue music*
So take advantage of this slow down
Yeah man.

If you give, give the first dance to me
Which I won't.
I'm gonna' cherish every moment
Good luck with that.
Cuz it only happens once, once in a lifetime
Yes, I know. Wait, it's over? *shouts of joy*

One thing needs to be made clear. I'm not trying to make fun of Justin Bieber. I'm just making fun of his songs that he probably didn't even write. I try to make a practice of not making fun of people and not talking behind their backs. I've seen the consequences, and they're not pretty. So, I don't want to cause problems but, then again, I'm a sinner, so I specialize at causing problems.

~Caroline