He said, She said

One of the fun things we do at Thanksgiving (we being Sarah, Leighton, and I) is to make a magazine. Ok, it's really a couple of pieces of paper folded in half, but it works. This year's is called Gray Today, and it features several games to play. One of them is called He said, She said. Every person starts with a piece of paper and writes the name of a guy on the top. Then they fold it down so no one can see what it says, and they pass it to the person on their left. The next person writes a girl's name, and so one and so forth. You keep going until you have all of these categories written down in order.

Guy's name

Girl's name

Where they met

What he said

What she said

What he did

What she did

How it turned out

Oh, my goodness, these things are so funny. Go to the bathroom before you start reading them. Here are the ones we did:

Michael Buble and Brittany Spears met at a graveyard. He said, "You're hair's orange with blue stripes." She said, "WHAT is the DEAL with your hair, dude?" So he drew on her face, and she cussed at him. In the end, they signed a restraining order against each other and never saw each other again.

Barak Obama and Mariah Carey met at a cozy little igloo in the Arctic Circle. He said, "Do you have an iPod?" She said,"I like your beard." So he stuffed a penguin down the front of her her shirt, unintentionally, of course, and she played the piano for him. In the end, they had a kid and then an hour later, it died, and and then she died of grief, and he committed suicide.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez met at the Statue of Liberty. He said, "Will you marry me?" She said, "We're through." So he started to sing Poker Face, and she cut his hair. In the end, they made out and then went to pick out curtains and tablecloths together.

Justin Timberlake and Barbie met at a tanning salon. He said, "You have a cute butt." She said, "Do you like Lady Gaga? She's so awesome! I want to be just like her!" So he bought her a motorcycle, and she pulled up his pants because his pink boxers were showing. In the end, they both hiked Mt. Everest, got hypothermia, yet lived.

Barak Obama and Taylor Swift met in Charlotte, NC. He said, "How did you make your face so ugly?" She said, "...and I was like 'no way'! And she was all 'whatever'! Can you, like, believe it?!" So he asked if she would put her number in his phone, and she beat him up and then cut off a piece of his hair as a souvenir. In the end, they hopped into rainbow unicorns, rode off into the sunset, then they exploded into glitter due to the sheer improbability of this story.

Bill Nye and Miley Cyrus met in Japan. He said, "Nice muffintop." She said, "Your hair smells like apples...I like apples." So he put grass down the back of her pants and then kissed her, and she threw a rabid wolverine at his face. In the end, they broke up.

Brad Pitt and Taylor Swift met in a sanatorium. He said, "Something's burning. Do you smell that? Yikes." She said, "I don't like you." So he threw her out the second-story window, and she gave him an ant farm. In the end, they got married and had twenty kids...the new Duggar family.

Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus met in New Zealand. He said, "Do you want to go on another date together?" She said, "Stop flipping your hair." So he kissed her hand, and she walked away. In the end, they recorded a song together.

Justin Bieber and Sarah Palin met in the Eiffel Tower. He said, "You're preeeeety." She said, "I like Starburst." So he threw a cup of coffee off a bridge, and she grimaced and ran to China. In the end, they went to England and had tea with the Queen.

I really hope you enjoyed this, cuz it took me FOREVER to write.
~Caroline