Bieber Fever

Ok, lets make one thing clear.  This post is not about my excessive "Bieber Fever," but rather, the lack therof.  Anyway, here's what I think of "One Less Lonely Girl."

(His words in Blue, mine in Purple.)

Alright, let's go

Um, let's not, please

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (one less lonely girl)

Who says girls are lonely in the first place?

One less lonely girl (one less lonely girl)

Uh...I'm not lonely...

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (one less lonely girl)

Ok, this is not working. *scratches head*

One less lonely girl

Oh boy...

How many "I told you"s and "Start over"s

Excuse me?

And shoulders have you cried on before?

Seriously??

How many promises to be honest girl

You're talking jibberish, dude.

How many tears you let hit the floor?

Ok, that sort of makes sense. None, I usually wipe them off before they get that far.

How many bags you packed

A whole lot, but what does that have to do with - 

Just to take 'em back, tell me that

Oh, wait, you weren't finished. I should have figured.

How many "Either-or"s (but no more)

Come again?

If you let me inside your world

You're already far enough inside my world as it is. What did you think you were doing on my blog?

There'd be one less lonely girl

Oh, not again! *groan*

Saw so many pretty faces (before I saw you)
Awww, how sweet of y - wait a minute, I mean, uh, good! We're not talking about lonely girls anymore.

Now all I see is you

Nice try.

I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)

I don't think so.

No no

Thank you. That's just what I wanted to hear.

Don't need those other pretty faces like I need you

Hypocrite!!!

And when you're mine in the world

"When you're mine"???? You wish!!!!

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

Oh, please, no

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

*sigh*

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

You have got to be kidding me.

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

...and again...

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

Ah, now we've added three more words to spice it up a bit. How creative.

I'm gonna put you first (I'm coming for you)

Wanna bet?

I'll show you what you're worth (that's what I'm gonna do)

What is that supposed to mean, huh?

If you let me inside of your world

Didn't we already go over this?

There's gonna be one less lonely girl

Oh dear. *sigh*

Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February not one of them spent with you

And that's a bad thing?
How many dinner dates, set dinner plates
Huh?
And he didn't even touch his food
This is so nonsensical, it's making my brain hurt
How many torn photographs are you taping back?
I'm not in the habit of tearing pictures, thank you very much.
Tell me that you couldn't see an open door
I would if I knew what you were talking about
But no more, if you let me inside or your world
I'm not going to try and explain it again
There'll be one less lonely girl
AHHHHH!!!!!

Saw so many pretty faces (before I saw you)

You already tried that once
Now all I see is you
...and that...
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
...and that...
No no

I don't get it.

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you

"Need me" ? Oh, brother.
And when you're mine in this world
This is getting really old.
There's gonna be one less lonely girl
No comment.

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

Not again. My head hurts enough already!

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

*sigh*

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

You have got to be kidding me.

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

Hold on...we've done this before.

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

I'm going to shut up until the chorus is over.

I'm gonna put you first (I'm coming for you)

I'll show you what you're worth (that's what I'm gonna do)

If you let me inside of your world

There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I can fix up your broken heart (heart)
What is it with these stupid assumptions? My heart isn't broken!
I can give you a brand new start (start)
What if I don't want one?
I can make you believe 

Believe what?

I just wanna set one girl free to fall (free to fall)

"free to fall"? How heartless!!!
She's free to fall (fall in love)
Oh...I see.
With me
It's not like anyone's stopping me from falling in love "with you", but I wish they were.

Her heart's locked and know what I got the key
Oh, mmhmm, right
I'll take her and leave the world with one less lonely
"take her"? Isn't that sort of illegal?

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

Ok, obviously you don't understand a word I'm saying.

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

*hold until end of chorus, please*

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

I'm going to shut up until the chorus is over.

I'm gonna put you first (I'm coming for you)

I'll show you what you're worth (that's what I'm gonna do)

If you let me inside of your world

There's gonna be one less lonely girl

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)
Ok, technically, this is the end of the chorus, but I'm gonna keep you on hold.

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

There's gonna be one less lonely girl


I'm gonna put you first (I'm coming for you)
We've done this already, too.
I'll show you what you're worth (That's what I'm gonna do)
If you let me inside of your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

We all have this part memorized by now.

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)

One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)
There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)
I'm gonna put you first (I'm coming for you)
I'll show you what you're worth (That's what I'm gonna do)
If you let me inside of your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

Only you, shawty

"shawty"? What is that, some ancient derogatory term for the girl you like?

The End.

Alright, one thing needs to be made clear. You may notice that on the playlist of songs on the bottom of blog, this song is there. It's not because I like the lyrics (obviously). I just like the song, if that makes sense. I like most of Justin Bieber's songs, but the lyrics are annoying. Anyway, sorry if I bored you to death with this lovely little conversation.

~Caroline