Help!!!!

I can't think of a new quote to put on the sidebar. Help! Any suggestions??? Please???

~Caroline

P.S. Can be funny or serious, but no crude humor or naughty words please.

As seen on TV!!!!!

What will they come up with next? And who comes up with this stuff in the first place? One of my best friends went to Panama City Beach this past weekend and came back with some pretty good pictures of all kinds of stuff.  They included a purple house, which was pretty awesome. Her family went to an "As Seen on TV" store, and lo and behold, they found something that wouldn't have surfaced in my wildest dreams. Introducing:

The

Electronic

Yodeling

Pickle!!!

*cue applause*

Yes, indeed, despite what you may think, that was not a typo. Electronic Yodeling Pickle. See, there it was again, no lie.

You never know what you'll find when you go to the beach.

~Caroline

What is Our World Coming to?????

Guess who!!!!

Dolls aren't his only idea, though. He's quite creative. Now, keep in mind that this is OPI, which is some of the most expensive nail polish on the market. Cha-ching for the Bieber!!!! What really makes me mad is that three of the six are PURPLE!!! I could sue Justin Bieber right about now.

I also happen to know that he loves PURPLE CONVERSE!!!! What is the deal, dude? That was my favorite color first!!!! I didn't like him before, and he's done nothing to make me feel any better about him. I think he's getting less and less cute as the days go by. I'm not sure that's possible, but it's what happening.

Again, 

I ask, 

WHAT

IS 

OUR 

WORLD 

COMING TO??????

~Caroline the Calm

I figured out Victoria's Secret!!

You: Uh, what???
I was reading a book today for the youth retreat I'm going on this coming weekend.  As you can see by the title of the book, my youth pastor doesn't shy away from the awkward issues.  Anyway, there was a part in it that I really liked. Just fyi, this post is a little more on the serious side of things.

So it was this guy talking about Victoria's Secret. I'm not going to quote directly from the book for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I'm too lazy to go get the book. The guy was talking about how he always wondered what secret Victoria has been trying to keep. It's obviously not what her models look like without any clothes on, because even the pygmies in rural Africa probably know that "secret." Then it dawned on him. They're covering up all those insecurities that all of us have, some more than others. They're so afraid of being rejected that they'll do anything to keep their identity. And I mean anything, if you get my drift. Now that I think about it that way, the name "Victoria's Secret" has an entirely new meaning. I doubt that that was the original intention, but who knows? Victoria's Secret has been around for so long that Victoria's probably dead by now!

~Caroline

P.S. Ok, I know I said that this was supposed to be serious post, but the subject/message was the only thing serious about it. I'm not a very serious person, in case you haven't gathered that yet.

I'm on Facebook....sort of

There is now a facebook account with my name on it. But I still haven't even seen it. Please allow me to explain. At school a few weeks ago, my friend Caylee decided to make me a facebook since I'm not on Facebook. So everyone's asking me if I got their facebook message and all this. What are friends for?? :)

~Caroline

Dear Lord, Please Spare Me!!!!

In my grandma's words "your father is going to behead you." Here's why. Thanks for mentioning that I put it on him, Sarah. Grrrr. I didn't even start it, he came walking out of the closet with it hanging around his neck. *coughMOMMAcough* Ahem! Sorry, I had something stuck in my throat. And, of course, she had to use the picture with me in it. I'm really feeling that sisterly love going on, here. Now excuse me while I go prepare to defend myself from the beheader.

~Caroline

OOPS!!!!

Ok, that last post, in the first sentence, that was a typo, ok? It was entirely an accident..... it should be "add," not "a**." Sorry! If you didn't notice before I changed it, then ignore this, k?

~Caroline